Emissions from a Beam Tetrode's cathode

Back to normal

Sun, 08 Mar 2009 16:41:29 GMT

Vacation finished, back to a "normal" overcast Ohio.
Had a great 4 weeks in Florida, weather in the 70s and only one shower.
We covered 4382 miles, used 155 US gallons of fuel, and managed 28.3 US mpg (that's over 35 real mpg).
Pics posted at http://www.flickr.com/photos/nigelgunn

Holidays

Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:55:24 GMT

Well, the Florida holiday's not going half bad.
Some of the Disney empire is actually quite fun.

Old Groans

Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:29:04 GMT

These have probably done the rounds before but I thought they were funny!

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in linoleum blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a head.'

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No
change yet.'

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

21. A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.

23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

25. The lensmaker fell into his machine and made a spectacle of himself.

26. One rope asks another rope. "You a rope?" He replied "Fraid not."

It's Back

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 03:44:29 GMT

After exactly a week living by the candle, the power is finally back. Life aint arf boring without electricity.

Hurricane Ike

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 15:54:38 GMT

The tail end of Ike got us Sunday evening taking down many trees and overhead power lines.

It's now mid-day Thursday and we're still without electricity although we have all other services.
Of course, most of the contents of 2 freezers has thawed.
It's a right pain having to visit the library for internet access.
At least most major shops are open again.
Think we need to get a generator for the winter.

Two more major milestones

Wed, 03 Sep 2008 16:01:50 GMT

Permanent Resicents Card arrived yesterday so I'm now authorised to find employment and live here for the next 10 years.

Just been and passed the driving test so now have a US drivers license.

It's all coming together slowly. Just waiting for a Social Security number now.

I'm Here

Fri, 08 Aug 2008 23:02:05 GMT

Well... I'm here.
The journey was uneventful and United staff are more friendly than American.
The immigration proceedure was almost a non event other than the sheer number of people trying to get through O'Hare airport.

Got a garage full of our belongings to relocate to elsewhere in the house but we'll get there eventually.

If anybody wishes to visit, you'll all be made welcome.

Nearly time to go

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:08:28 GMT

It's Tuesday morning, overcast and dull and been raining most of the night.
The house is virtually empty of personal belongings and furniture; they're all sitting waiting for customs clearance in New York.
Not to worry, I've got my transportation ticket and visa and will be jetting off to a new life on 7th August. Only another 9 days of boredom to go.

We've got a house

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:03:48 GMT

Just home from the US after a fortnight house hunting.
We've bought a house in Xenia Ohio. Paid cash. It's all ours.
Now just got the visa/immigration process to get through.

It's Finaly Happened.......

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:23:42 GMT

I've retired.

Next Christmas is over as well......

Sun, 07 Jan 2007 17:13:24 GMT

Next Christmas is also over, so what has happened in the mean time?
Well....
We had a visit from mother in law in May '05 (took her and my mother to the Welsh hills for a few days) and visited her in the US in June '06 (for a great Flying Pigs Fiels Day).
Cynda's weight has remained stable at around 10 stone for the past year with all side effects and complications now in the past.
I've now got a decent DSLR camera so, hopefully, a few more pics on the website.
Must find a few more Geocaches this year.
Unfortunately still no closer to retiring so still living in the UK for the forseeable future.

Christmas is nearly over.

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 20:05:06 GMT

Well... Christmas is nearly over and I'm back to work already. Good these working Bank Holidays at £24 an hour.
Anyway, been a bit of sporadic snow today, snows a bit, melts a bit, snows another bit etc. Nothing to get too excited about.
Late shift the rest of the week and then, another day off next Monday. You gotta love Bank Holidays.

Sat, 24 Dec 2005 03:06:20 GMT

Well... It's nearly Crimbo once again and, more importantly, I've been the best part of a year without updates although I've been both reading and commenting in other peoples blogs.

ksej Congratulations on the healthy birth of Andrea Elspeth and on the new flat. I'm sure it will all come together next year and I wish you and your family well.

caitlin45 You're a wonderful kid in a sunny part of the world. Despite anomalies, you're always immensely happy and enthusiastic and an inspiration to everybody that knows you. I wish you success in everything you do and know that you appreciate the neverending support you get from family and friends.

raynbo0701 and freakyfwoof I Wish you happiness together and a long and fulfilling relationship. Maria, I think you're very brave uprooting and moving to this country. I hope you don't get crippled by our high prices and taxes.

lilmizmombassa You've done brilliantly well at school and will probably be starting uni next year. You deserve all the success possible and a fulfilling career as a result. Well done.

Wifey, cyndagunn99 has lost ten and a half stone in the past 14 months and is now only a slip of a lass so, very well done. I love the new slimline you and look forward to a more active and healthier future.

Work has seen the introduction of a new shift rota. It's going well but I'm still desperate to retire and keen to emigrate.

At least I'll be in the US next June for Field Day so that should be fun, spending the weekend camping and playing radio with the Flying Pigs.

Tue, 13 Dec 2005 13:19:57 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In February k9di and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Wednesday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Saturday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-377 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
beamtetrode

Birthday Girl

Fri, 11 Feb 2005 16:01:56 GMT

Happy Birthday Wifey
Love You

Well... What a shift!

Wed, 09 Feb 2005 12:32:18 GMT

Well, what a shift that was. The V3's print position mystically shifted. Couldn't see an easy reason for it, although the belts were badly polished, so set about adjusting it. Couldn't remember how to do it, it wasn't covered in the training course in 1991, but Julian came up with a written guide. Then disaster.... I poked the wrong set of switches and unintentionally changed the machine ID number. Anyway, some hours later the three of us were battling with written instructions that were incorrect, software diagnostics that returned the wrong results and a national helpdesk who knew little more than we did. We pratted around "in the dark" for 4 hours because somebody couldn't write understandable maintenance instructions. It wasn't broken at all for most of that time. Deano still believes the belts were knackered.... I'm not at all convinced.

Cynda's happy.. she just got a birthday card with money in it. She's easy to make happy... just give her money.
I'm not so happy.. got a hernia in the abdominal wall to get fixed. Guess I'll have to wait eons for that.

A Relaxing Week.... Relatively

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 11:13:27 GMT

This past week has been relatively relaxed.

Worked three night shifts last week; nights is not the best but at least there were no managers around and Picky was more friendly than I expected. The weekend was, well, just an uneventful weekend.

Monday went without a hitch. Unless, that is, you call an electricity failure for 2 hours a hitch. We've got a big stand by generator so soon got back to normal but most others on the estate were without power. Was surprised that John's speaking. He's not usually that friendly. The dislike is mutual and probably always will be! Tuesday was more fun. Had a barny with Sid; he expects us to work in the dark 'cause he can't be bothered to get the faulty lights fixed.

I've had a firm lump on my abdomen ever since the operation which should eventually get back to normal. It's also numb, having had all the nerves cut around it.

I've recently noticed a similar smaller firmness at the right hand end of my scar line. It seems mobile and is uncomfortable if I press it. This morning when I touched it, it made a sort of squelchy noise so I'm off to see Doc about that next week. I'm working late shift so will have mornings free.

If anybody wants to hear Bacon Bits Quarterly, it's being hosted on my web site at www.ngunn.net/fpqrp. Future editions should be posted there also. It seems to be quite popular.

Tue, 25 Jan 2005 18:05:00 GMT

   Nigel (no! not me, there are two of them!) commented last evening whilst trying somewhat unsuccessfully to configure my server "I've never seen a network as broken as this one". Oh well, have I never mentioned that there is probably nothing in this world that I'm unable to break. We've got HTTP sort of working, and TELNET works. Got to sort FTP and E-mail next.

   Bad news today. Cynda's just had a call fron her doctor; the "cyst" she had removed last week was actually a malignant tumor. Although they say that all the cancerous cells have been removed, it looks like she's now got a course of radiotherapy to endure just to be certain. That's in adition to visiting the trickcyclist tomoeeow morning and a visit to the plastic surgeon to have a small benign blemish removed from her left cheek.

   I've just been perusing a web site dealing with MUGs (Male Unbifurcated Garments - kilts and skirts to most of you). I've often thought that a kilt might be an interesting alternative and, having Scottish ancestry, although I can't remember it, I have two tartans to choose from and am officially entitled to wear it. I'm not sure quite why I want to wear a skirt. It's either my feminine side trying to escape or it's rebellion. I already wear what might be termed girlie style knickers so I guess if's the feminine thing.

A lazy Weekend

Mon, 24 Jan 2005 09:28:55 GMT

  Cynda just jumped on the scales.... now 17st 1lb so it's still going in the right direction.
She has the cyst surgically removed last Thursday. As usual with events at our local hospital, the fear and panic made it a rather traumatic time: she now has an adhesive plastic dressing covering the wound that she cannot remove!

  Not got the server set up properly yet. It's still on the kitchen table serving up a few pages at www.ngunn.name but no e-mail or FTP working. It'll eventually get the full web site and sit in the spare bedroom.

  Didn't do much during the weekend. Hed a lazy time in front of the TV and had interesting instant messages with my two favorite sisters (one left to eat a pizza, the other was still there when I went to bed!)[They're not my sisters... they are sisters of each other that I have known for most of their lives]



Hollie's got a new baby... not a biological baby, we bought it in the local Co-op store, that she's been carrying around for a few days.

Fun? strange guy!

Sun, 16 Jan 2005 19:31:38 GMT

Had a bit of fun during the past two days. Gathered together other peoples scrap and built a "new" computer. Doesn't look like a "traditional" PC but who cares? It's for use as a web and e-mail server. Don't see why I should pay somebody else to host them. My wife thinks it's amazing that I can go out in the garden, hammer a metal box and drill some holes and install Linux on the resultant hardware. And it cost me exactly zilch!

Holley's coat has become rather long and matted recently so she's had a DIY haircut. Nothing too drastic; she'll have a proper cut when the weather gets warmer. Long coated dogs have a problem this time of year; every time she goes out in the garden she returns with her coat entangled with grass and twigs and muddy feet.

The Wind

Sat, 08 Jan 2005 08:58:09 GMT

    We've had gale force winds with intermittent rain for most of the night. The noise has been horrendous, the sleep, little.
Surpriisnigly there's little timber been shed from the local trees. They're obviously all in good health. I've been up since about 5 o'clock. Read the e-mail, updated the web site, had brekkie and played with the dog. The wind has abated somewhat but it's still rather rather blustery.

    Weather permitting, I've got an antenna to construct this weekend. A 7 metre long folded dipole, vertically mounted, fed a third the way up from the bottom. Should be good for 7-30MHzish. It'll be supported on an 8 metre fishing pole. Got to get the portable gear ready for the upcoming camping season.

    Received a film scanner yesterday. Slightly late chrissy present from Cynda. Can go through a large folder of negatives and several boxes of slides for incriminating pictures for the web site. No telling who may appear in public in the near future.

    Postman's just called. Delivered a 2lb fruit cake from the mother-in-law in the US. Only 3780 calories (the cake, not the mother in law!), should go down a treat with a couple of pints of beer.   Thanks Connie.

Cynda applied for a job yesterday. Part time receptionist at our local health trust offices. Let's hope not too many others apply for it.

Emissions So Far

Thu, 06 Jan 2005 17:11:58 GMT

Well...
    Cynda is down to 17st 4lbs, a loss of 3st 8lbs since the op. on 8th October. She's over the moon, only 8st to go to reach her target weight.

    Hollie is desperate for a fur cut. I keep snipping away at matted patches but she needs to be professionally groomed.

    I've now been back to work for a week having just had 26 weeks sick. My local hospital tried to kill me whilst removing my gall bladder.... if the didn't actually try then they did little to sort the problem!
I'm fighting for retirement but, at 52, am unlikely to get it for some time yet. We want to emigrate to the US, Cynda's country of birth. She's terribly homesick here and it's quite seriously affecting her health.

    Kris has a respiratory infection at the moment. I haven't seen it but she certainly sounds bad on the 'phone. She's being comforted by Rascal, Princess and Mischief. Get well soon Kris, we're missing you.